Emoticons are not emojis - please stop helping!

For some inexplicable reason product owners are obsessed with auto-correcting emoticons with emojis, which was somewhat manageable via app configuration before, but now that there is a tendency to simplify configuration by taking away options, a la Apple way, auto-correcting emoticons is becoming more annoying then it was ever before.

Forced auto-correction, in general, is quite stupid for a number of reasons, but automatic emoticon replacement is really getting on my nerves, not only because it changes the meaning of what is being posted, but also because it often interferes with useful Unicode features, such as searching.